Additions to the English Language
Dunt
Pronunciation: d&nt (like cunt) 
Function: noun
Etymology: Western English; human translation of sound effect from Tony Hawk Pro Skater video game.
Date: 1999
1 - slang, usually vulgar : one who consistantly makes jokes which are funny only to oneself.
2 - declaration : proclaimed after a poor quality joke to indicate failiure of the author.
- to act dunt·ish (adverb)
- to be dunt·ed (verb)
Malarchist
Pronunciation: m&-'lär-kist
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Western English; derived from 1929 word malarkey (origin unknown).
Date: 1998
1 - An individual who acts in a foolish or unlawful manner, usually causing unrest, danger, or chaos.
2 - A bullshitter.
Slunk
Pronunciation: 'sl&[ng]k (like skunk)
Function: noun
Etymology: Western English; derived from a combination of the Middle English terms sloth, looser, and punk.
Date: 2001
1 - A person who idles with inactivity; with disinclination to action or labor; is purposely slow at completing a task.
- to be slunk·ing (adverb)
- to be slunk·ish (adverb)
Synonyms: SLOTH, LAZY, SLUGGISH.
Yumpster
Pronunciation: y&mpst&r
Function: verb
Etymology: Western English; a typo of a reference to Yumster's Yogurt.
Date: 2001
1 - A white-collar office worker who lives for their job, often "working" hard to advance to higher positions within the company.
Yumpsters are almost always college graduates with degrees in business. They think they are better than everybody who is not a Yumpster, and think that
everybody would like to be like them.
- to be yump·ing (adverb)
- to be yump·ed (verb)
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