"You should always record every fart."
-Elyse Pieper
"If you like Microsoft Products, You have not read the EULA."
-Zapdos
"There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years , the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped ,or turned back, for their private benefit."
-R.A. Heinlein
"This is my view of the people who work at Microsoft: You have a choice. You have to realize that what you're doing is bad for the industry. If you're doing stuff that you don't even agree with and do it for the money- we have a word for that: Whore."
-Brian Hook (Id Software)
"Granted, nine to five is how you survive, I ain't trying to survive I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it alive."
-Jay-Z ('D'Evils')
"So much to do... so little time. Take your time.. don't be afraid."
-Kindom Hearts
"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar."
-Julius Caesar
"The whole MS/Sun Java fight is little more than two children fighting over a toy and smashing the toy in the process. This works out okay for MS, cuz they have a lot more toys in their box than Sun does. They'll just go play with .net for awhile while Sun sobs and whines in a corner."
-Exedore
"How come nobody ever worries about the games Hitler played?"
-Chris Rock
"This last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason."
-T.S. Eliot
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
-Moulin Rouge
"Any repetitive process can be automated. Remember that fact every morning when you wake up."
-Unknown
"If ignorance is bliss, the world is full of happy people."
-Unknown
"De-classify - devaluation in overall value or classes as opposed to uhhh, uhh something of secrets, a devultion? ...uhh here we go 166bpm motherfucker."
-Sean Aguirre
"This seperates the clowns from the downs | This seperates the music lovers from the music lamers."
-Sean Aguirre
"Yeah in almost all situations, I would definitely bet against myself."
-Joz/Casio
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, just give me your fucking wallet asshole."
-Random Hot Chick
"It takes a fox to properly defend a hen-house, because they're the ones who used to raid it."
-Unknown
"Stop being so scared of what humans are creating. Nature is doing a far better job of finding ways to kill you and the rest of
humanity than I or any other molecular biologist could ever hope to devise."
-krmt
"Just because it hasn't ever been done before doesn't mean it won't happen tomorrow."
-Shaq
"Joz doesn't give a fuck about anything until it matters."
-Joz
"Evolution by natural selection was not much about competition between species, not much about competition between groups, not even mostly about competition between individuals, but was about competition between genes using individuals and occasionally societies as their temporary disposable vehicles. Animals choose to shorten their odds of death in order to have offspring. Indeed, their bodies are designed with planned obsolescence called ageing that causes them to decay after they reach breeding age. None of this makes any sense unless you view the body as a vehicle for the genes, as a tool used by genes in their competition to perpetuate themselves."
-Matt Ridley, Genome: The Autobiography of a Species in 23 Chapters
"Hey, you live in Pacoima for 23 years and see how many times you go out during the day."
-James Collard
"(Joz,) How many ties did you bring with you from Pennsylvania?"
-Sean Aguirre
"Yet 10 years ago, anyone claiming that ordinary people would flock to expensive computers to take time from watching TV in order to create three billion or more Web pages -- well, that person would have been laughed out of the room as idealistic, utopian."
-Kevin Kelly (NY Times), 2002
"For every piece of information being sold, there is someone in the world willing to give it to you for free. You just have to find that person."
-Fleener
"Marketing has poisoned everything worthwhile under the sun"
-Mark Driver
"No, I will not visit your motherfucking sponsor. If you're not in it for the love, and you can't figure out any better way to pay for your site than by slapping some ugly, corrupted banner across the top of your pathetic work, then fucking close up shop, kill yourself, and leave the Web to non-polluters"
-Mark Driver
"I think corporations need to remove themselves from the entertainment industry altogether."
-Sean Aguirre
"I'm one twisted fuck? No, I'm just an ordinary man with nothing to lose."
-American Beauty
"An inexhaustible supply of Mexicans risk their lives crossing the border to work in the U.S. making beds at a Ramada Inn, frying doughnuts on the graveyard shift, or picking vegetables, jobs so lousy that most Americans won't apply. They are the unsung heroes of American capitalism."
-Dan Baum (Rolling Stone)
"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning."
-Tool
"All we ever see out there is simply an outward reflection of our own inner state of affairs."
-Bob Frissell
"We need to add 'separation of corporation and state' to our 'separation of church and state' in the US Constitution."
-Syre
"You can't turn a bad girl good, but once a good girls' gone bad, she's gone forever."
-Jay-Z
"I must really like her, because if anyone else treated me like this I'd spit in their face and set their car on fire."
-John Schaefer
"Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves."
-Unknown
"Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste."
-Unknown
"Windows hasn't increased computer literacy. It's just lowered the
standard."
-Unknown
"Front not to what you know not."
-Joz
"When you're at rock bottom, there's only one way to go."
-Geri Halliwell
"Motherfucker, I want to be in Orangeville NOW."
-Matthew Oertle
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly."
-Robert F. Kennedy
"I'm in this shit for the honor and respect, thats why this shit feels so
good. It's for the balance, to be a family, to be known as
something, to get this dark cloud off of us as a race. I just want some
kind of sunshine, some kind of acceptional deed, so we can all stop
sucking Malcolm X and Michael Jordan dick, you know what I mean, like we
don't ever have to be shit because we've got Jordan and Malcolm X,
I'm not with that."
-2pac
"I hate America as for what we did but I love us for being strong, you gotta
do that. So what we don't have a good image, we're the
strongest motherfuckin nation, thats me, thats me right fucking there, I
don't give a fuck if ya'll don't like me, I got da bomb can't
nobody touch me, won't nobody rush me. Something we're doing right. Thats
that capitalism shit. Cause you could feed your kids with that
thought. All that other shit, you can't feed your kids with, you can't feed
your kids you can't have a nation."
-2Pac
"The riot is the rhyme of the unheard."
-Rage Against The Machine
"I don't need a reason to kill myself, I need a reason not to"
-Unknown
"When I grow up, I'll either be President of the Unted States of America or
a master criminal, or both."
-Bart Simpson
"I want an education, not Microsoft training"
-Joz
"I always thought it was better to be a fake somebody, then a real nobody."
-The Wonderfull Mr. Ripley.
"It's such a waste to be wasted in the first place."
-Anthony Keatas, RHCP.
"I'm mad, I'm going to use Opera. >:|"
-Joz
"[html] center tag is out man..."
-Matthew Oertle
"BASIC is 'moron-friendly', and will stoop to whatever level of carelessness goes into a program's preperation."
-Jeff Duntemann
"A site takes a lot of time. And there is one more problem: my parents and
friends don't know about my site. Of course you think: "Well, then
why doesn't she tell them?" Well, I just can't... So every time the phone
bill comes my parents wonder why it's so high... And I am actually
not allowed to go online anymore, so it's quite sneaky and I don't like it.
So I want to take a break. Perhaps I'll be back, but I am not
guaranteeing anything! I'm sorry"
-Some European Webmaster, (the joy of pay-per-minute local calling in Europe)
"I don't care how buff you are, or if you're the biggest guy in the world,
if you're in Compton, you're gonna get your ass beaten down no
matter what."
-Random IRCer
"Shut up you grenade camping thugs."
-Random LanParty-er
"I don't have any decent pics... in fact I'm not decent... I'm sick... in
the mind.. I like cats, and spice girls, and that's it."
-MikeMGMVE (IRC)
"Software is like sex. It's better when it's free."
-Linus Torvalds
"What's this script doing? unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ;
umount ; sleep Hint for the answer: not everything
is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're in a sleeping bag, camping out with
your girlfriend."
-Anonymous
"How about this, if I made a parser, it wouldn't be gay."
-Matthew Oertle
"...and god said, let there be a Satan, so people won't blame everything on
me..."
-Unknown
"I mean, I don't have anything against faggots."
-Sean Aguirre
"Most people turn a blind eye to the truth -- look how much TV they watch."
-anti-dmca.org
"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me
and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country....
corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high
places will follow, and the money power of the country will
endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of
the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the
Republic is destroyed."
-Abraham Lincoln, Nov. 21, 1864
"Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they
have rebelled they cannot become conscious"
-Orwell 1984 p. 70
"Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating."
-Unknown
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